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sleepy I phoned four people in the UK on SATURDAY. One was in KENT. (Bugger, I forgot). Two answering machines and the best one was one very old number off my mobile. It didn't work, so I phoned INTERNATIONAL ENQUIRIES, where I was spoken to by a camp guy who sounded bored to tears by my existance. I managed to narrow it down to five entries before giving up. All I knew was it was in KING'S HEATH BIRMINGHAM and the name was BEESLEY. I never heard someone so pissed about me not knowing someone's MUM'S name or street address... Yes, you know who you are. I can see you now, squirming in front of your computer. I wanna home number! You know who you are...
Anyway. The 'FRO BOY has been following me. Oh, not 'FRO BOY, JOSH. He has a 'FRO (!) Is shorter than I, and the most pretty eyes you have ever seen. They're a really really dark blue, and in some light they look black, and are all shimmery and change colour in different lights, with a kind of starburst of sky blue. I saw them, and was like O.O And a big nose. He seems nice enough. Whenever I greeted a bloke (like EDWARD or scarily good at piano man BRUCE) it was like, Oh, who's that? He's very... *pokes with stick* *gah* I can't describe. But the eyes... Wow... The only downfall is he's in the same year as sister LUCIE. But. *pokes with stick again* EDWARD, by the way, re-dyed his hair, because I told him it was going an attractive shade of grey. (The bleach and all) And... I'm going to be poking him with a... Ruler, probably... At his house WEDNESDAY. He's so pussy-whipped. It's hilarious. He reckons he isn't. *pfft*
Anyway. Gotta scoot. There's probably more.
Maybe later?
August 8 2005, 08:59:34 UTC 6 years ago
and take a piccie of your stalker, I wanna see ^_^
August 10 2005, 07:43:58 UTC 6 years ago
How's the <*s>Isla de Muerta Isle of Man?
August 15 2005, 18:52:26 UTC 6 years ago
August 19 2005, 07:54:00 UTC 6 years ago
Had motorbikes on.
August 19 2005, 09:10:18 UTC 6 years ago
I even asked the post office guy when getting a Special stamp if it could have them on too :p
August 20 2005, 00:18:54 UTC 6 years ago
I'm so honoured...
August 21 2005, 13:01:53 UTC 6 years ago
August 22 2005, 07:33:23 UTC 6 years ago
August 12 2005, 15:40:05 UTC 6 years ago
Hahaha, you didn't know it though...hahahaha...and anyway, I was in Cornwall, so you wouldn't have spoken to anyone interesting, and that's if my brother picked up the phone in the first place, which he rarely does.
Next time just ask for 64 Brandwood Road, and my mother's name is Boscolo, not Beesley. Weird court thingies. I won't explain.
And you go bitch-slap that bumfluffed Kiwi. With a ruler. RULER POWER!!! -cue Power
RangersRulers theme tune-August 13 2005, 02:12:01 UTC 6 years ago
How was Corny-wall?
August 14 2005, 19:42:51 UTC 6 years ago
August 15 2005, 04:47:19 UTC 6 years ago
August 15 2005, 09:04:14 UTC 6 years ago
Yargh, ye doo.
August 19 2005, 07:48:35 UTC 6 years ago
Or hurt yourself?
August 19 2005, 15:54:54 UTC 6 years ago
August 20 2005, 00:21:47 UTC 6 years ago
Deal with those bloody mint humbugs too.
They keep eating my garden...
August 20 2005, 01:49:48 UTC 6 years ago
August 22 2005, 06:06:01 UTC 6 years ago
If only we didn't both keep jelly snakes as tasty pets...
August 23 2005, 17:08:40 UTC 6 years ago
...err...pet? Who said anything about pet...?
August 24 2005, 07:48:05 UTC 6 years ago
*weeps over jelly snake, which immediately gets gooey and icky*
Oh well...
*munch*
August 24 2005, 23:14:55 UTC 6 years ago
I am no monster, I am an extremely hungry girl with a liking for high-sugar content foodstuffs ^_^ There's a DIFFERENCE, seeeeeee?
August 26 2005, 05:11:02 UTC 6 years ago
*watches Madi vibrate round the room, bouncing off walls etc*
August 28 2005, 20:22:59 UTC 6 years ago
I'M LIKE FLUBBER ON ACID!!
September 1 2005, 08:53:49 UTC 6 years ago
Except harder...
Owee.
*rubs afflicted area*
September 1 2005, 21:34:12 UTC 6 years ago
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